Low Hanging Fruit
I’m not sure what this emotion is, but BOY am I feeling a lot of it.
Congratulations
“In my defense, I’m a busy man who doesn’t have time to figure out what he is or isn’t buying. I just kind of hope for the best”
Legend Has It
Santa Goku vs Treeza lasted like 20 episodes too long tho
Cuts Deep
Perfectly balanced MY ASS
Party Time
YOU KNOW, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
Jenie
What a gackass
Bone To Pick
Talk about a stress fracture.
Book Smarts
You are what you eat. That’s why he’s really fucking dumb.
Split
FUN FACT: Atoms generally don’t throw bad parties
Smooth
Schrodinger’s threesome
Frightening
“I guess what I’m saying is we are the scariest monsters of all. Anyway, here’s some candy”
Roommate
So, uh, does Steve like to watch?
Get To The Point
ughhhhhhhhhh
Insomnia
HaVe YoU tRiEd CoUnTiNg ShEeP?
Etiquette
I’m so much more comfortable taking an insult than taking a compliment.
Electrical Problems
♪♫ More than meets the eye
Harvest
I’m, like, 97% sure that’s how it’s made.
Pick Me Up
When your heart rate is also the high score
Buffering
Sorry, whoever is forced to monitor whatever it is I do online.
Final Request
If you don’t make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren’t doing it right.