Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Eyes On

But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?   For those who haven’t figured it out, a bunch of comic artists on Instagram banded together to do #eyeamthefool, where we all basically did a comic with realistic eyes.  Well, I had a second idea so ridiculous that it demanded I […]

Welp, time to run away and start a new life somewhere else.

Getting Off

Welp, time to run away and start a new life somewhere else.

Brush Brite is the #1 leading cause of death for dentists who don't recommend Brush Brite

Brush Brite

Brush Brite is the #1 leading cause of death for dentists who don’t recommend Brush Brite

This is it. This is the dumbest thing I've ever drawn. And I love it.

Mitch Headberg

This is it. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever drawn. And I love it.

Where do you even get taco lingerie? Asking for a friend.

Timing

Where do you even get taco lingerie? Asking for a friend.

Alcohol: the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems

Cut Off

Fool! Alcohol only fuels its stupidity!

Ah, the 'ol lethal weapon switcharoo. Classic.

Love Struck

…and that’s where baby archery targets come from.  The End.

Like Boss Baby meets The Wire

Gangbusters

Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.  The other half is the baby gangs.

WOOP WOOP recurring character alert WOOP WOOP

Time Jerk

Jerks are a flat circle. This was inspired by a conversation with one of my favorite artists (Martin Rosner, of Hot Paper Comics) in the comment sections of one of his comics on Reddit.  And from that comes Time Jerk, someone I have plans for down the road.  Moral of the story: take inspiration wherever […]

After opening night, the only person left alive in the Universe is some guy named Carl

Killer Performance

The real problem here is that Thanos can’t hold a tune.  And also him murdering the entire universe.

Same as it ever was

Fresh Start

Out with the old beatings, in with the new beatings

Christmas is ruined

Sleigher

Behold, the true spirit of Christmas

I was really looking forward to the fight to the death and everything...

Own Worst Enemy

Wait until it dawns on the clone that he’s not talking to the original, and that he is just the next in a long line of clones who have given up.

Get gud

Asleep At The Wheel

And that’s how shooting stars are formed.  People being bad at Mario Kart.  It’s just science.