Kill Switch
Somebody Kickstart this, please.
Priorities
It *says* ages 5+. I’m clearly over the limit.
Bones
He’s like if WebMD was a person.
Fight Me
This is not constructive. Are you sure you’re even a real doctor?
Spin Cycle
Gotta go fAUGHURHGHRHUAH Hey! I’ll be at PAX East this weekend in Boston on Friday and Saturday! If you see me, say hi! Also, if you see me, I’ll be freaked out because there’s a good chance you shouldn’t know what I look like!
Best Intentions
Whatever. I tried.
The Best Answer
Honestly, why are there even other verses to this song?
Mull It Over
It’s just a little off over the top.
False Advertising
Much like this website, I need cookies to run properly.
Stylish And Functional
I mean, who doesn’t like to unwind after a busy day by inflicting some light violence on your own army?
Technical Difficulties
I thought those “High Voltage” signs were the toilet’s difficulty setting…
High Impact Communications
I can usually respond to about 50 emails a day before my arm gets tired.
Success
Alarmingly Bad is now a comic about failed New Year’s resolutions, apparently.
Resolute
Alarmingly Bad comics in 2017. What a time to be alive.
Baggage Claim
Sky Boat Airlines: Drop Anchor In The Sky!™
Holidays of Future Past
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
Boldly Go
If you’re reading this, congratulations! 2016 hasn’t killed you off yet.
Conquering Fear
For speeches lasting longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention
Neighborly Advice
It’s kind of like Citizen Kane. “Kindness” was the name of his slay.
Blending In
Don’t be fooled, I’m really just three kids stacked in a trench coat.