Brush Brite
Brush Brite is the #1 leading cause of death for dentists who don’t recommend Brush Brite
Mitch Headberg
This is it. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever drawn. And I love it.
Timing
Where do you even get taco lingerie? Asking for a friend.
Cut Off
Fool! Alcohol only fuels its stupidity!
Love Struck
…and that’s where baby archery targets come from. The End.
Gangbusters
Now I know, and knowing is half the battle. The other half is the baby gangs.
Time Jerk 2
Jerk Back to the Jerk Future
Time Jerk
Jerks are a flat circle. This was inspired by a conversation with one of my favorite artists (Martin Rosner, of Hot Paper Comics) in the comment sections of one of his comics on Reddit. And from that comes Time Jerk, someone I have plans for down the road. Moral of the story: take inspiration wherever […]
Staying Current
That poor phone has been trying to update for months now
Killer Performance
The real problem here is that Thanos can’t hold a tune. And also him murdering the entire universe.
Fresh Start
Out with the old beatings, in with the new beatings
Sleigher
Behold, the true spirit of Christmas
Heated
We are all this snowman
Own Worst Enemy
Wait until it dawns on the clone that he’s not talking to the original, and that he is just the next in a long line of clones who have given up.
Asleep At The Wheel
And that’s how shooting stars are formed. People being bad at Mario Kart. It’s just science.
Trojan Horse
Based on true story (minus the brick throwing).
Thanksgiving Mood
That’s my secret, Cap. I always feel like it’s Thanksgiving at 8:00 PM.
Prizefighter
Free punches? These deals are amazing!
Brute Force
IT IS NOT MY PASSWORD THAT IS TOO WEAK, COMPUTER, IT IS YOU WHO ARE TOO WEAK
Groundhog Day
Not the typical comic, but I felt I had to do it, for better or worse. Alarmingly Bad will resume its usual tomfoolery next week. In the meantime, if you’re not happy with how things are and you’re registered to vote in the US, then fucking vote on November 6th: https://www.vote.org/