Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

Honestly, I don't even understand the controls to this body most of the time

Reality Check

Actually, could you please tone down the difficulty of this one, reality wizard?

It's a less enjoyable user experience today, but that's more to do with the toilets

Sugar Rush

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID PUMPKINS! HALLOWEEN!

I'm actually surprised it took this long to make a penis joke

Size Matters

This is the only explanation I accept as to why they think small candy bars are “fun sized”.

By the year 2040, this is how all presidential elections will be resolved

Immediate-ish Medical Attention

If only there was a telephone number that was like Uber, but for ambulances…

I would totally leave a 10 CP Pokemon to guard the moon

For Science

In space, no one can hear your Pokemon scream

Final Destination

If a tree falls on a car in the woods and no-one is around to hear it, did the GPS break one of Asimov’s laws of robotics?

No need to be so dramatic about it, dude

Extreme High Limit Gambling

At least he didn’t lose and arm and a leg.

Tis The Season

I sometimes wonder if my metaphors are too subtle

Food Hole Advertisement: New And Unimproved

It was about time Food Hole put out an advertisement. Food Hole: Play Russian Roulette With Your Tastebuds™ And hey! I added a comments section! Check it out by clicking the link below (it’s at the bottom of the page otherwise)!

Hail To The Chief

He totally deserved it. You're free to go.

That Escalated Quickly

Twitch Plays Pokemon Go

While Twitch Plays Pokemon Go is already a thing (great job turnaround time on that, internet), I just love the idea of an internet chat room controlling a live robot and getting into all sorts of trouble and could not resist drawing this really dumb idea.

A Family On The Rocks

Independence Day

Happy 4th of July!