Nothing Like It
2017’s AAA Game Of The Year
This Is Your Captain
The FAA has strict regulations around the number of style points a commercial flight can earn.
Goodnight Brain
This is why I kill you with alcohol, Brain.
No Better With A Blaster
His aim is that bad.
Objectification
I’m totally going to hell for this one.
Pizza Time
The lesson here is every restaurant should be serving pizza.
Fear And Surprise
I will go to any length for a dumb joke.
Protest
I CAN’T HEAR YOU
Problem Solving
Whatever. It’s still technically transportation.
Bread On Arrival
The Good, The Bad and The Gluten
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Craigslist, but for bad ideas
What It’s All About
With a name like that, he was destined for this profession.
Bad Dream
Truly, a nightmare.
Seeing Clearly
Hindsight is 20/20. Or 1, if you know how fractions work.
Excuses
I’m just not feeling funky fresh enough to be there today, sir.
Sending A Message
If Apple would just come out with a headband, I wouldn’t have to do this.
Knock Knock Knockin’
You would think the reception would be good up here.
Hanging Around
I mean, legally, he’s allowed to do whatever a spider can.
Maturity (The Guide)
IKEA instructions for life (I’ve never been able to follow IKEA instructions)
Kill Switch
Somebody Kickstart this, please.