Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

Ah, the 'ol lethal weapon switcharoo. Classic.

Love Struck

…and that’s where baby archery targets come from.  The End.

Like Boss Baby meets The Wire

Gangbusters

Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.  The other half is the baby gangs.

WOOP WOOP recurring character alert WOOP WOOP

Time Jerk

Jerks are a flat circle. This was inspired by a conversation with one of my favorite artists (Martin Rosner, of Hot Paper Comics) in the comment sections of one of his comics on Reddit.  And from that comes Time Jerk, someone I have plans for down the road.  Moral of the story: take inspiration wherever […]

After opening night, the only person left alive in the Universe is some guy named Carl

Killer Performance

The real problem here is that Thanos can’t hold a tune.  And also him murdering the entire universe.

Same as it ever was

Fresh Start

Out with the old beatings, in with the new beatings

Christmas is ruined

Sleigher

Behold, the true spirit of Christmas

I was really looking forward to the fight to the death and everything...

Own Worst Enemy

Wait until it dawns on the clone that he’s not talking to the original, and that he is just the next in a long line of clones who have given up.

Get gud

Asleep At The Wheel

And that’s how shooting stars are formed.  People being bad at Mario Kart.  It’s just science.

That's my secret, Cap.  I always feel like it's Thanksgiving at 8:00 PM.

Thanksgiving Mood

That’s my secret, Cap.  I always feel like it’s Thanksgiving at 8:00 PM.

Does your password even lift, bro?

Brute Force

IT IS NOT MY PASSWORD THAT IS TOO WEAK, COMPUTER, IT IS YOU WHO ARE TOO WEAK

No punchline here. Just vote.

Groundhog Day

Not the typical comic, but I felt I had to do it, for better or worse. Alarmingly Bad will resume its usual tomfoolery next week. In the meantime, if you’re not happy with how things are and you’re registered to vote in the US, then fucking vote on November 6th: https://www.vote.org/

this is the only joy Heckle Ghost feels anymore

Haunted

In life, Heckle Ghost was a Muppet sitting in a balcony

Scream your way to a better you

Courage

Assert your dominance by firing guns at the top of a mountain

Still a better love story than Twilight

Literally

“So is it be rude to ask you for a ride home?  What’s the etiquette here?”