Smooth
Schrodinger’s threesome
Frightening
“I guess what I’m saying is we are the scariest monsters of all. Anyway, here’s some candy”
Roommate
So, uh, does Steve like to watch?
Get To The Point
ughhhhhhhhhh
Insomnia
HaVe YoU tRiEd CoUnTiNg ShEeP?
Etiquette
I’m so much more comfortable taking an insult than taking a compliment.
Electrical Problems
♪♫ More than meets the eye
Harvest
I’m, like, 97% sure that’s how it’s made.
Pick Me Up
When your heart rate is also the high score
Buffering
Sorry, whoever is forced to monitor whatever it is I do online.
Final Request
If you don’t make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren’t doing it right.
Nailed It
Well, he’s hired.
Puzzle
“Oh, don’t worry – I’m only going to fire him. Into the sun.”
Dicey
I mean, I guess this is loss.
Cleanup
Haha, classic oopsie.
Teaching
Personally, I’m rooting for the fish
Rejected Advertisement – Coffee
The best part of waking up is nonstop involuntary screaming.
Surprise!
It’s a comic!
Going Down Swinging
What music do you think Death listens to, and why is it K-pop?
Audible
Not based on a true story. Yet.