Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

Ask your doctor if Adulthood™ is right for you.

Adulthood

Ask your doctor if Adulthood™ is right for you.

Man, those car warranty people are persistent.

Gottem

Man, those car warranty people are persistent. So if you’re not playing or aware of Splitgate, this comic might not make a whole lot of sense to you. It’s basically Halo with Portal guns and it’s stupid fun. There’s nothing quite like portaling behind someone and getting the absolute drop on them.

They don't always see eye to eye.

Staring

They don’t always see eye to eye. Bonus Panel:  

brb

Guest Comic Week

Oh hey, it’s GUEST COMIC WEEK So I’ve been doing Alarmingly Bad for over 5 years, and I figure it’s about time I took my first break.  I’m on vacation this week, but worry not!  My Discord has answered the call, and they have you covered. What was really cool, imo, was that all of […]

Have you tried turning your farm off and on again?

Memory Dump

Have you tried turning your farm off and on again?

It was at this point I realized she was probably smarter than me.

Grilled

It was at this point I realized she was probably smarter than me.

Disney has stopped taking my calls

Low Key

Disney has stopped taking my calls

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW ALGORITHM OVERLORDS

Overlords

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW ALGORITHM OVERLORDS

These fists are rated E for everyone

Lemons

These fists are rated E for everyone

Dear Toilet, I'm sorry for all the Taco Bell

Uprising

Dear Toilet, I’m sorry for all the Taco Bell

When in doubt, make it weird for the reader

Awkward

When in doubt, make it weird for the reader

It's not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion

Vroom Vroom

It’s not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion

YOUR NEW HEAVYWEIGHT MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL CHAMPION

Finisher

YOUR NEW HEAVYWEIGHT MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL CHAMPION

Everyone has been a contestant on this game show at some point

Winner Winner

Everyone has been a contestant on this game show at some point