Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

Oh that bear fucken OWNED that kid in the marketplace of ideas

Jubilant

Oh that bear fucken OWNED that kid in the marketplace of ideas

At this point, I'm just "yes and"-ing my intrusive thoughts.

Uno Reverse

At this point, I’m just “yes and”-ing my intrusive thoughts.

Hi Abby.  Bye Abby. If you're having trouble reading the stereogram, it says the words "Say it's a pony"

Seeking

Hi Abby.  Bye Abby. If you’re having trouble reading the stereogram, it says the words “Say it’s a pony” (Abby is clearly fucking with Galbor) ((One of the things I learned the hard way doing this comic is that stereograms – Magic Eyes – get very finicky depending on what resolution you view them at))

Ȟ̴̗͍̳̋̊͊̆̎͘̚Ǫ̷͍͕͈̹̠͕̮͇̟̘͓̑̈́̓̾̌͜R̸͉̠͕̝̜̩͛͊̐̾͒̀̈̑̅͑Ṡ̶͖͔̫̟̟̼͖͍̳̪̦͜Ẽ̷̞̼̝̮̘̲̔͆̀͊͆͛̂̇̿

Horsing Around

Ȟ̴̗͍̳̋̊͊̆̎͘̚Ǫ̷͍͕͈̹̠͕̮͇̟̘͓̑̈́̓̾̌͜R̸͉̠͕̝̜̩͛͊̐̾͒̀̈̑̅͑Ṡ̶͖͔̫̟̟̼͖͍̳̪̦͜Ẽ̷̞̼̝̮̘̲̔͆̀͊͆͛̂̇̿

I cannot stress this enough: never let me get access to genie wishes

Righting Wrongs

I cannot stress this enough: never let me get access to genie wishes

This is what it feels like right now.

Budget

This is what it feels like right now.

Crash a car once, shame on you.  Crash a car a second time, shame on me.

Driving

Crash a car once, shame on you.  Crash a car a second time, shame on me.

Five fish, eight fish, thirteen fish, twenty-one fish

Story Time

Five fish, eight fish, thirteen fish, twenty-one fish

This might be the silliest comic I've ever drawn

Bogo

This might be the silliest comic I’ve ever drawn

👁: "I'M TOLD THIS IS A METAPHOR FOR POSSIBILITY AND OPTIMISM"

Sunrise

👁: “I’M TOLD SUNRISE IS A METAPHOR FOR POSSIBILITY AND OPTIMISM”

And in case my day job ever sees this: this has never happened before, I am a diligent totally-focused business boy at all times

Heading Out

And in case my day job ever sees this: this has never happened before, I am a diligent totally-focused business boy at all times

This metaphor really got away from me

Temple

This metaphor really got away from me

I swear sometimes these 2 idiots share a single brain cell

Winning

I swear sometimes these 2 idiots share a single brain cell

👁️: IT WAS AN APPLE

Games

👁️: IT WAS AN APPLE

Boundaries, Galbor.  What have we told you about watching people in the bathroom.

Shampoo

Boundaries, Galbor.  What have we told you about watching people in the bathroom.

Uh oh, Uncle Sam's been drinking again

Flying

Uh oh, Uncle Sam’s been drinking again