Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

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Milestone

So the first comic I posted to this website was November 11, 2015 – 10 years to the day. When I started doodling on those bumpy MBTA trains way back when, I couldn’t have imagined that it would turn into… this. I wasn’t even sure I could stick with something this long. Not only was […]

Kool-Aid Man

Don’t worry, he’s living that “OH YEAH” life nowadays

Typ O

Both autocorrect and common sense were asleep at the wheel

Karaoke

Galbor is my emotional support eyeball

The Matrix 2025 Pt 3

E for effort, Smith.

The Matrix 2025 Pt 2

Have you tried turning him off an on again?

The Matrix 2025

The only thing that has aged poorly about The Matrix is the idea that AI is competent

Freeze Peach

For the Epsteinth time: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” I’d like to say I have […]

Renaissance

She gets a surprising amount of mileage out of that sign

First Time

He was just clowning around

Elevator

I’m going to be *so* cringe, Kiddo

Happy

Maybe you should come back after capitalism runs its course, Peter

Power Move

Ok, but why tho?

Jubilant

Oh that bear fucken OWNED that kid in the marketplace of ideas

Uno Reverse

At this point, I’m just “yes and”-ing my intrusive thoughts.

Seeking

Hi Abby. Bye Abby. If you’re having trouble reading the stereogram, it says the words “Say it’s a pony” (Abby is clearly fucking with Galbor) ((One of the things I learned the hard way doing this comic is that stereograms – Magic Eyes – get very finicky depending on what resolution you view them at))