Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

From the people that put the bees in Applebees

Hole

From the people that put the bees in Applebees

👁️: IT LOOKS LIKE A POTATO, BUT MUCH LESS EDIBLE

Infomercial

👁️: IT LOOKS LIKE A POTATO, BUT MUCH LESS EDIBLE

The ads are basically monetized intrusive thoughts

Prometheus

The ads are basically monetized intrusive thoughts

You won't find a better trade in value for your organs anywhere else

Bobson

You won’t find a better trade in value for your organs anywhere else

Come on, it's like the first 2 rules

Elephant

Come on, it’s like the first 2 rules

Whatever it was he did, it couldn't have been good.

Reading

Whatever it was he did, it couldn’t have been good.

Thank you so much for reading, it continues to be a privilege

Milestone

So the first comic I posted to this website was November 11, 2015 – 10 years to the day. When I started doodling on those bumpy MBTA trains way back when, I couldn’t have imagined that it would turn into… this.  I wasn’t even sure I could stick with something this long. Not only was […]

Don't worry, he's living that "OH YEAH" life nowadays

Kool-Aid Man

Don’t worry, he’s living that “OH YEAH” life nowadays

Both autocorrect and common sense were asleep at the wheel

Typ O

Both autocorrect and common sense were asleep at the wheel

Galbor is my emotional support eyeball

Karaoke

Galbor is my emotional support eyeball

The only thing that has aged poorly about The Matrix is the idea that AI is competent

The Matrix 2025

The only thing that has aged poorly about The Matrix is the idea that AI is competent

For the Epsteinth time: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Freeze Peach

For the Epsteinth time: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” I’d like to say I have […]

She gets a surprising amount of mileage out of that sign

Renaissance

She gets a surprising amount of mileage out of that sign

I'm going to be *so* cringe, Kiddo

Elevator

I’m going to be *so* cringe, Kiddo

Maybe you should come back after capitalism runs its course, Peter

Happy

Maybe you should come back after capitalism runs its course, Peter