Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

Don't worry, he's living that "OH YEAH" life nowadays

Kool-Aid Man

Don’t worry, he’s living that “OH YEAH” life nowadays

Both autocorrect and common sense were asleep at the wheel

Typ O

Both autocorrect and common sense were asleep at the wheel

Galbor is my emotional support eyeball

Karaoke

Galbor is my emotional support eyeball

The only thing that has aged poorly about The Matrix is the idea that AI is competent

The Matrix 2025

The only thing that has aged poorly about The Matrix is the idea that AI is competent

For the Epsteinth time: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Freeze Peach

For the Epsteinth time: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” I’d like to say I have […]

She gets a surprising amount of mileage out of that sign

Renaissance

She gets a surprising amount of mileage out of that sign

I'm going to be *so* cringe, Kiddo

Elevator

I’m going to be *so* cringe, Kiddo

Maybe you should come back after capitalism runs its course, Peter

Happy

Maybe you should come back after capitalism runs its course, Peter

Oh that bear fucken OWNED that kid in the marketplace of ideas

Jubilant

Oh that bear fucken OWNED that kid in the marketplace of ideas

At this point, I'm just "yes and"-ing my intrusive thoughts.

Uno Reverse

At this point, I’m just “yes and”-ing my intrusive thoughts.

Hi Abby.  Bye Abby. If you're having trouble reading the stereogram, it says the words "Say it's a pony"

Seeking

Hi Abby.  Bye Abby. If you’re having trouble reading the stereogram, it says the words “Say it’s a pony” (Abby is clearly fucking with Galbor) ((One of the things I learned the hard way doing this comic is that stereograms – Magic Eyes – get very finicky depending on what resolution you view them at))

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Horsing Around

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I cannot stress this enough: never let me get access to genie wishes

Righting Wrongs

I cannot stress this enough: never let me get access to genie wishes

This is what it feels like right now.

Budget

This is what it feels like right now.

Crash a car once, shame on you.  Crash a car a second time, shame on me.

Driving

Crash a car once, shame on you.  Crash a car a second time, shame on me.