Lemons
These fists are rated E for everyone
Audition
My son is also named Galbort
Uprising
Dear Toilet, I’m sorry for all the Taco Bell
Awkward
When in doubt, make it weird for the reader
Vroom Vroom
It’s not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion
Finisher
YOUR NEW HEAVYWEIGHT MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL CHAMPION
Broken
Poor guy
Winner Winner
Everyone has been a contestant on this game show at some point
Useless
“…Maypril?”
Reasons
Haha, classic Galbor
Interrogation
I SAID NO FURTHER QUESTIONS
Self Improvement
…and I’ve never looked better
Free Hugs
Bring it in here, big guy
White Noise
Baby’s not a fan, apparently
Glory
This is an art crime. I have committed an art crime.
Routines
Please stop forcing me to wear clothes in my own home
Good Doctor
It’s still better than WebMD
Let’s A-go
It’s never good when my brain is at the wheel.
Al
Fricken Al
Love Note
Who has time to read candy hearts anyway? Candy is candy.