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I know I slept through most of the courses in school, but I'm like 90% sure this is how Martketing works

Brand Management 101

Oh hey!  A callback to a previous comic!

He's related to the Sorting Hat

Swear Jar

He should have gone left.

Insane Detour

"That would explain the weird looks I've gotten for the inflatable lawn ornaments in March. And when I went April Fool's caroling."

Christmas Surprise

Happy Holidays!

The creativity is strong with this one

Yo Dawg We Heard You Like Lightsabers

There's an explosive diarrhea joke somewhere in all this. I'm not going to make it, but it's there.

Looking For Employees In All The Wrong Places

Whatever you do, don't click "BEES"

Starbucks Encryption

says the man who talks as though the TV can hear him

Yo-yo Diets

Plot twist: that guy is more alarmed because he's vegan

Pack Lunch

OH YEAHHH

Bathroom Break

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