Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

This is why you live in a fortress of solitude, Clark

Super Drunk

Faster than a speeding bullet.  More hammered than a nail. OH HEY, I’ve been getting the word out via social media, but I’ll be at Connecticon next week (holy shit).  If you’re going, you can catch me at booth AC208 in the Artists’ Colony.  Hopefully see you there!

Swing and a miss

TMI

What has 2 thumbs and 8 other fingers?  This guyyyyyyy *jazz hands*

Happy Father's Day

Honor Bound

If two kids say their dad can beat up the other, both dads have to fight in the underground dad fighting circuit.  Those are the rules.

Shrekt

Therapeutic

And before anyone points out that the Monkees originally did that song, know that I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

All aboard the party bus

Updates

Yes I think the Monopoly guy is the one that calls the shots at the company don’t @ me

"Wait, where's everybody going? I haven't even told you my proposal to 'youthen-ize' old people!"

Hot Air

Oh hey, a callback to a joke I made *squints* …over 2 years ago?  Jfc, someone slap the stylus out of my hand.

AND CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER???

Hammered

For legal reasons, I’m going to have to stress that any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

I'm honestly surprised I've ever gotten a job after an interview, too

Killing It

Alarmingly Bad: Now with 100% more finger guns

Later: Judge Orders First Ever Restraining Order Just For a Man's Ass

Alrighty Then

The best part about having your own webcomic is if you want to do stupid things like this, nobody can really stop you.

"Seriously, not again..."

The Last Word

Untold Histories: Some Of It Might Even Have Actually Happened, Who Knows™

The Avengers suffered massive casualties that day

Meöwlnir

Cats are jerks.  Superhero cats are super jerks.

Now that's commitment to a joke

Dark Humor

Who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned Aristocrats joke?