Honor Bound
If two kids say their dad can beat up the other, both dads have to fight in the underground dad fighting circuit. Those are the rules.
Therapeutic
And before anyone points out that the Monkees originally did that song, know that I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Updates
Yes I think the Monopoly guy is the one that calls the shots at the company don’t @ me
Hot Air
Oh hey, a callback to a joke I made *squints* …over 2 years ago? Jfc, someone slap the stylus out of my hand.
Hammered
For legal reasons, I’m going to have to stress that any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
Killing It
Alarmingly Bad: Now with 100% more finger guns
Dad of War 2: Father of the Year Edition
Alarmingly Bad is now a Dad of War comic now, apparently.
Dad Of War
Dad Kratos is best Kratos
Enemy Within
WHAT HOLE DOES VADER VAPE OUT OF
Alrighty Then
The best part about having your own webcomic is if you want to do stupid things like this, nobody can really stop you.
Loyalties
This escalated quickly
The Last Word
Untold Histories: Some Of It Might Even Have Actually Happened, Who Knows™
Life of the Party
*Pulls out acoustic scythe* So anyway, here’s Wonderwall
Meöwlnir
Cats are jerks. Superhero cats are super jerks.
Dark Humor
Who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned Aristocrats joke?
No Winners
What they were fighting for, exactly, has been lost to the ages
Overtired
Living with a newborn baby is awesome, you guys
False Start
We don’t have to outrun everyone else, we just have to outrun the cops
Inquire Within
Talk about bombing an interview
Mandatory Humor
All jokes are dad jokes if you’re a dad (I’m a dad now).