Descriptive
Telling me not to is only gonna make me want to do it more, my dude
Brain Fart
E for effort, brain
Force Sliding Into DMs
No, I will not apologize
Super Drunk
Faster than a speeding bullet. More hammered than a nail. OH HEY, I’ve been getting the word out via social media, but I’ll be at Connecticon next week (holy shit). If you’re going, you can catch me at booth AC208 in the Artists’ Colony. Hopefully see you there!
Miscommunication
Ok, but Alexa, order like 20 pizzas. Extra regular.
TMI
What has 2 thumbs and 8 other fingers? This guyyyyyyy *jazz hands*
Honor Bound
If two kids say their dad can beat up the other, both dads have to fight in the underground dad fighting circuit. Those are the rules.
Therapeutic
And before anyone points out that the Monkees originally did that song, know that I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Updates
Yes I think the Monopoly guy is the one that calls the shots at the company don’t @ me
Hot Air
Oh hey, a callback to a joke I made *squints* …over 2 years ago? Jfc, someone slap the stylus out of my hand.
Hammered
For legal reasons, I’m going to have to stress that any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
Killing It
Alarmingly Bad: Now with 100% more finger guns
Dad of War 2: Father of the Year Edition
Alarmingly Bad is now a Dad of War comic now, apparently.
Dad Of War
Dad Kratos is best Kratos
Enemy Within
WHAT HOLE DOES VADER VAPE OUT OF
Alrighty Then
The best part about having your own webcomic is if you want to do stupid things like this, nobody can really stop you.
Loyalties
This escalated quickly
The Last Word
Untold Histories: Some Of It Might Even Have Actually Happened, Who Knows™
Life of the Party
*Pulls out acoustic scythe* So anyway, here’s Wonderwall
Meöwlnir
Cats are jerks. Superhero cats are super jerks.