Trojan Horse
Based on true story (minus the brick throwing).
Thanksgiving Mood
That’s my secret, Cap. I always feel like it’s Thanksgiving at 8:00 PM.
Prizefighter
Free punches? These deals are amazing!
Brute Force
IT IS NOT MY PASSWORD THAT IS TOO WEAK, COMPUTER, IT IS YOU WHO ARE TOO WEAK
Groundhog Day
Not the typical comic, but I felt I had to do it, for better or worse. Alarmingly Bad will resume its usual tomfoolery next week. In the meantime, if you’re not happy with how things are and you’re registered to vote in the US, then fucking vote on November 6th: https://www.vote.org/
Haunted
In life, Heckle Ghost was a Muppet sitting in a balcony
Thriller
Baited.
Courage
Assert your dominance by firing guns at the top of a mountain
Literally
“So is it be rude to ask you for a ride home? What’s the etiquette here?”
Scoring
Reporter: “That was some bold playcalling going for the punchline on 2nd down. Tell us what was going through your mind”
Problems With Authority
If you bamboozle the police, they have to let you go. It’s the law.
Ham Time
It’s a ham-handed metaphor for the publishing experience
Wannabe
Man, this guy really hasn’t been on his game since he lost that gold fiddle down in Georgia
Fear Itself
At least my subconscious thinks I’m far enough in the lead to get hit with one of these.
Twue Wuv
The wedding reception was a blast. Only a few people got horribly injured.
Impressionable
I also have unrealistic expectations of Italian plumbers and hedgehogs but whatever
Survival of the Fittest
For science!
Partner In Crime
Trust me, you don’t even want to meet my version of the Pillsbury Doughboy
Unfinished Business
I’m not saying I *will* come back as a ghost, but I am saying if I do, this will be why.
Descriptive
Telling me not to is only gonna make me want to do it more, my dude