Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

HAM TIME

Ham Time

It’s a ham-handed metaphor for the publishing experience

zigazig ah

Wannabe

Man, this guy really hasn’t been on his game since he lost that gold fiddle down in Georgia

Highways are for casuals

Fear Itself

At least my subconscious thinks I’m far enough in the lead to get hit with one of these.

More like shotFUN wedding

Twue Wuv

The wedding reception was a blast.  Only a few people got horribly injured.

wakka wakka

Impressionable

I also have unrealistic expectations of Italian plumbers and hedgehogs but whatever

Serving size: several fat stacks of cash

Partner In Crime

Trust me, you don’t even want to meet my version of the Pillsbury Doughboy

Now he can rest in peace knowing his family will never stumble upon the weird shit he was into

Unfinished Business

I’m not saying I *will* come back as a ghost, but I am saying if I do, this will be why.

It's the law

Descriptive

Telling me not to is only gonna make me want to do it more, my dude

This is why you live in a fortress of solitude, Clark

Super Drunk

Faster than a speeding bullet.  More hammered than a nail. OH HEY, I’ve been getting the word out via social media, but I’ll be at Connecticon next week (holy shit).  If you’re going, you can catch me at booth AC208 in the Artists’ Colony.  Hopefully see you there!

Swing and a miss

TMI

What has 2 thumbs and 8 other fingers?  This guyyyyyyy *jazz hands*

Happy Father's Day

Honor Bound

If two kids say their dad can beat up the other, both dads have to fight in the underground dad fighting circuit.  Those are the rules.

Shrekt

Therapeutic

And before anyone points out that the Monkees originally did that song, know that I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

All aboard the party bus

Updates

Yes I think the Monopoly guy is the one that calls the shots at the company don’t @ me

"Wait, where's everybody going? I haven't even told you my proposal to 'youthen-ize' old people!"

Hot Air

Oh hey, a callback to a joke I made *squints* …over 2 years ago?  Jfc, someone slap the stylus out of my hand.

AND CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER???

Hammered

For legal reasons, I’m going to have to stress that any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

I'm honestly surprised I've ever gotten a job after an interview, too

Killing It

Alarmingly Bad: Now with 100% more finger guns