"Don't think of it as a break up, think of it as me getting a second opinion"

The Doctor Is In

He spent 6 years in Doctor Roleplaying School, so really, he’s the expert here.

Cause of death: Trying to figure out what to eat

Indecision

Some say they’re still out there, determining where to eat to this very day.

Fuckin RUN Mario

Friends Til The End

No wonder Luigi’s neurotic…

 

(Super Mario Odyssey is one helluva game)

Look, I'm not saying he's right to feed on the living, I'm just saying I can sympathize not being able to open one of those pouches.

Soul Food

This is going to be an interesting chat with HR.

On the plus side, I can disappoint women sexually even more now

This Guy

Hi-five five five five five five!