Later: Judge Orders First Ever Restraining Order Just For a Man's Ass

Alrighty Then

The best part about having your own webcomic is if you want to do stupid things like this, nobody can really stop you.

"Seriously, not again..."

The Last Word

Untold Histories: Some Of It Might Even Have Actually Happened, Who Knows™

The Avengers suffered massive casualties that day

Meöwlnir

Cats are jerks.  Superhero cats are super jerks.

Now that's commitment to a joke

Dark Humor

Who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned Aristocrats joke?

Paper smokes a cigar because he likes to live dangerously

No Winners

What they were fighting for, exactly, has been lost to the ages

Cause of death: attacker needed more coffee

Overtired

Living with a newborn baby is awesome, you guys