Wannabe

Man, this guy really hasn’t been on his game since he lost that gold fiddle down in Georgia

Fear Itself

At least my subconscious thinks I’m far enough in the lead to get hit with one of these.

The wedding reception was a blast. Only a few people got horribly injured.

I also have unrealistic expectations of Italian plumbers and hedgehogs but whatever

For science!

Trust me, you don’t even want to meet my version of the Pillsbury Doughboy

I’m not saying I *will* come back as a ghost, but I am saying if I do, this will be why.

Telling me not to is only gonna make me want to do it more, my dude

E for effort, brain

No, I will not apologize