False Start

We don’t have to outrun everyone else, we just have to outrun the cops

Inquire Within

Talk about bombing an interview

All jokes are dad jokes if you’re a dad (I’m a dad now).

Nothing a little duct tape couldn’t fix, at any rate

This is the logical conclusion of Nintendo Labo and you know it

On the plus side, the jail probably won’t hold him either

With all apologies to Shen et al.

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