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Brute Force
IT IS NOT MY PASSWORD THAT IS TOO WEAK, COMPUTER, IT IS YOU WHO ARE TOO WEAK
Groundhog Day
Not the typical comic, but I felt I had to do it, for better or worse. Alarmingly Bad will resume its usual tomfoolery next week.
In the meantime, if you’re not happy with how things are and you’re registered to vote in the US, then fucking vote on November 6th:
Haunted
In life, Heckle Ghost was a Muppet sitting in a balcony
Thriller
Baited.
Courage
Assert your dominance by firing guns at the top of a mountain
Literally
“So is it be rude to ask you for a ride home? What’s the etiquette here?”
Scoring
Reporter: “That was some bold playcalling going for the punchline on 2nd down. Tell us what was going through your mind”
Problems With Authority
If you bamboozle the police, they have to let you go. It’s the law.
Ham Time
It’s a ham-handed metaphor for the publishing experience