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HaVe YoU tRiEd CoUnTiNg ShEeP?

Insomnia

HaVe YoU tRiEd CoUnTiNg ShEeP?

I'm so much more comfortable taking an insult than taking a compliment.

Etiquette

I’m so much more comfortable taking an insult than taking a compliment.

I'm, like, 97% sure that's how it's made.

Harvest

I’m, like, 97% sure that’s how it’s made.

When your heart rate is also the high score

Pick Me Up

When your heart rate is also the high score

Sorry, whoever is forced to monitor whatever it is I do online.

Buffering

Sorry, whoever is forced to monitor whatever it is I do online.

If you don't make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren't doing it right.

Final Request

If you don’t make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren’t doing it right.

"Oh, don't worry - I'm only going to fire him. Into the sun."

Puzzle

“Oh, don’t worry – I’m only going to fire him. Into the sun.”