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Holidays of Future Past

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

If you’re reading this, congratulations! 2016 hasn’t killed you off yet.

For speeches lasting longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention

It’s kind of like Citizen Kane. “Kindness” was the name of his slay.

Don’t be fooled, I’m really just three kids stacked in a trench coat.

Actually, could you please tone down the difficulty of this one, reality wizard?

This is the only explanation I accept as to why they think small candy bars are “fun sized”.