Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

"Oh, don't worry - I'm only going to fire him. Into the sun."

Puzzle

“Oh, don’t worry – I’m only going to fire him. Into the sun.”

I mean, I guess this is loss.

Dicey

I mean, I guess this is loss.

Personally, I'm rooting for the fish

Teaching

Personally, I’m rooting for the fish

Not based on a true story. Yet.

Audible

Not based on a true story.  Yet.

This is actually hell isn't it

Healthy

This is actually hell isn’t it

Seriously, Brain? You can't stay focused for 10 seconds?

Focus

Seriously, Brain? You can’t stay focused for 10 seconds?

He learned about the birds and the bees from the other spiders

Hazing

He learned about the birds and the bees from the other spiders

Who knew blocks that small could contain all the blood?

Fitting In

Who knew blocks that small could contain all the blood?

Ironically, that flamethrower came with free Prime 2-day shipping

Listening In

Ironically, that flamethrower came with free Prime 2-day shipping

You ever just walk into a room and forget why you're there?

Stark Contrast

You ever just walk into a room and forget why you’re there? Hey didn’t this bank already get robbed once before?

"You mean you want your OWN trash can to live in?  Millennials are so entitled these days..."

Hot Property

“You mean you want your OWN trash can to live in?  Millennials are so entitled these days…”

"You should probably also go to the burn ward and have them take a look at you too after this visit."

Qualified

“You should probably also go to the burn ward and have them take a look at you too after this visit.”

Somewhere, Chris Hansen's ears start ringing

Tax Time

Somewhere, Chris Hansen’s ears start ringing