Final Request
If you don’t make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren’t doing it right.
Nailed It
Well, he’s hired.
Puzzle
“Oh, don’t worry – I’m only going to fire him. Into the sun.”
Dicey
I mean, I guess this is loss.
Cleanup
Haha, classic oopsie.
Teaching
Personally, I’m rooting for the fish
Rejected Advertisement – Coffee
The best part of waking up is nonstop involuntary screaming.
Surprise!
It’s a comic!
Going Down Swinging
What music do you think Death listens to, and why is it K-pop?
Audible
Not based on a true story. Yet.
Healthy
This is actually hell isn’t it
Focus
Seriously, Brain? You can’t stay focused for 10 seconds?
Hazing
He learned about the birds and the bees from the other spiders
Fitting In
Who knew blocks that small could contain all the blood?
Plot Holes
RIP, Jerry
Listening In
Ironically, that flamethrower came with free Prime 2-day shipping
Stark Contrast
You ever just walk into a room and forget why you’re there? Hey didn’t this bank already get robbed once before?
Hot Property
“You mean you want your OWN trash can to live in? Millennials are so entitled these days…”
Qualified
“You should probably also go to the burn ward and have them take a look at you too after this visit.”
Blazing Saddles
Why is there a horse in the house in the first place