Gifting
Look, he’s trying
No Touch
Look, I’m not addicted to coffee, but I’m pretty sure I will die if I stop drinking it.
Verbose
Every professional writer can do this, they just don’t out of politeness.
Covered
Paper is a lover, not a fighter.
Kids Say The Darndest Things
A lot of parenting is just “yes, and”-ing.
Arts
I will not be explaining or clarifying any further
Football
…and I’m not sure I want answers to any of them
Blocked
Chip off the ol’ ad block
Blinking
Guarantee you he just didn’t plug it in
Frosty
This feels like a totally reasonable reaction
Ditto
Ash and his mom need to have that talk about the birds and the Beedrills. Idea by Will A.
Spinning
Galbor, don’t make me get the spray bottle.
Pick Up
It’s really just an exercise manual, if you think about it
Party
Yes, I am this bad.
Letter
Santa, NO!
Jack
Just- just pretend this is appropriate for the Christmas season
Mental
In fact, “not being ok” is encouraged here
Reverse
When you give your impostor syndrome it’s own impostor syndrome
Cookies
Haha what browser history
Toxic
The Swear Jar is back on his bullshit