Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

1. Cut a hole in the box

DIWhy

This is the logical conclusion of Nintendo Labo and you know it

The speedrunning community is impressed, at least

New Record

On the plus side, the jail probably won’t hold him either

You have chosen... poorly

Dangerous Game

On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: BEES

"Don't think of it as a break up, think of it as me getting a second opinion"

The Doctor Is In

He spent 6 years in Doctor Roleplaying School, so really, he’s the expert here.

Cause of death: Trying to figure out what to eat

Indecision

Some say they’re still out there, determining where to eat to this very day.

Look, I'm not saying he's right to feed on the living, I'm just saying I can sympathize not being able to open one of those pouches.

Soul Food

This is going to be an interesting chat with HR.

Never trust your secrets to a memory foam mattress

Memories

And that’s why you don’t buy talking mattresses.