Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

Paper smokes a cigar because he likes to live dangerously

No Winners

What they were fighting for, exactly, has been lost to the ages

Cause of death: attacker needed more coffee

Overtired

Living with a newborn baby is awesome, you guys

GO GO GO GO

False Start

We don’t have to outrun everyone else, we just have to outrun the cops

1. Cut a hole in the box

DIWhy

This is the logical conclusion of Nintendo Labo and you know it

The speedrunning community is impressed, at least

New Record

On the plus side, the jail probably won’t hold him either

You have chosen... poorly

Dangerous Game

On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: BEES

"Don't think of it as a break up, think of it as me getting a second opinion"

The Doctor Is In

He spent 6 years in Doctor Roleplaying School, so really, he’s the expert here.

Cause of death: Trying to figure out what to eat

Indecision

Some say they’re still out there, determining where to eat to this very day.

Look, I'm not saying he's right to feed on the living, I'm just saying I can sympathize not being able to open one of those pouches.

Soul Food

This is going to be an interesting chat with HR.