Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

Low Hanging Fruit

I’m not sure what this emotion is, but BOY am I feeling a lot of it.

"In my defense, I'm a busy man who doesn't have time to figure out what he is or isn't buying. I just kind of hope for the best"

Congratulations

“In my defense, I’m a busy man who doesn’t have time to figure out what he is or isn’t buying. I just kind of hope for the best”

Santa Goku vs Treeza lasted like 20 episodes too long tho

Legend Has It

Santa Goku vs Treeza lasted like 20 episodes too long tho

You are what you eat.  That's why he's really fucking dumb.

Book Smarts

You are what you eat.  That’s why he’s really fucking dumb.

FUN FACT: Atoms generally don't throw bad parties

Split

FUN FACT: Atoms generally don’t throw bad parties

"I guess what I'm saying is we are the scariest monsters of all. Anyway, here's some candy"

Frightening

“I guess what I’m saying is we are the scariest monsters of all. Anyway, here’s some candy”

I'm so much more comfortable taking an insult than taking a compliment.

Etiquette

I’m so much more comfortable taking an insult than taking a compliment.

I'm, like, 97% sure that's how it's made.

Harvest

I’m, like, 97% sure that’s how it’s made.

When your heart rate is also the high score

Pick Me Up

When your heart rate is also the high score

Sorry, whoever is forced to monitor whatever it is I do online.

Buffering

Sorry, whoever is forced to monitor whatever it is I do online.

If you don't make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren't doing it right.

Final Request

If you don’t make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren’t doing it right.