Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

I'm so much more comfortable taking an insult than taking a compliment.

Etiquette

I’m so much more comfortable taking an insult than taking a compliment.

I'm, like, 97% sure that's how it's made.

Harvest

I’m, like, 97% sure that’s how it’s made.

When your heart rate is also the high score

Pick Me Up

When your heart rate is also the high score

Sorry, whoever is forced to monitor whatever it is I do online.

Buffering

Sorry, whoever is forced to monitor whatever it is I do online.

If you don't make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren't doing it right.

Final Request

If you don’t make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren’t doing it right.

"Oh, don't worry - I'm only going to fire him. Into the sun."

Puzzle

“Oh, don’t worry – I’m only going to fire him. Into the sun.”

I mean, I guess this is loss.

Dicey

I mean, I guess this is loss.

Personally, I'm rooting for the fish

Teaching

Personally, I’m rooting for the fish

Not based on a true story. Yet.

Audible

Not based on a true story.  Yet.

This is actually hell isn't it

Healthy

This is actually hell isn’t it

Seriously, Brain? You can't stay focused for 10 seconds?

Focus

Seriously, Brain? You can’t stay focused for 10 seconds?