Deadly

Ronald’s just running up the scoreboard at this point.

Corinthian

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I’d probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

Look, don’t worry about where that third hand came from. It’s fine.

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

He moisturizes

…and if the McDonald’s lawyers ask, that’s the story you give them

The best part of having your own webcomic is being able to draw all the dumb things that pop into your head and nobody can stop you.

Look, he’s trying

Look, I’m not addicted to coffee, but I’m pretty sure I will die if I stop drinking it.

A lot of parenting is just “yes, and”-ing.