Low Key

Disney has stopped taking my calls

Audition

My son is also named Galbort

Dear Toilet, I’m sorry for all the Taco Bell

It’s not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion

Everyone has been a contestant on this game show at some point

“…Maypril?”

I SAID NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

…and I’ve never looked better

Baby’s not a fan, apparently

This is an art crime. I have committed an art crime.