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Whatever it was he did, it couldn’t have been good.

Typ O

Both autocorrect and common sense were asleep at the wheel

E for effort, Smith.

♪♫ Come with me, and you’ll be, in a woooooorld of OSHA violations ♫♪

They’d give Statler and Waldorf a run for their money

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

Rude.

I would know, I have to live with me.

Nobody goes through things quite like the Kool-Aid Man

You take the wins where you find them