Tough Crowd

They’d give Statler and Waldorf a run for their money

Secret Santa

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

Rude.

I would know, I have to live with me.

Nobody goes through things quite like the Kool-Aid Man

You take the wins where you find them

“It’s a mess in there”

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor’s office has

He won’t lie to himself, but neither will he be honest

Classic whoopsie.