Lit

Panic! At the grocery store.

Legend

I came for a checkup, not a judgement, doc

There is no spork

Have you tried turning your farm off and on again?

Welp, you’re hired

Disney has stopped taking my calls

My son is also named Galbort

Dear Toilet, I’m sorry for all the Taco Bell

It’s not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion

Everyone has been a contestant on this game show at some point