Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

The best part - by far - of drawing comics is making Santa do war crimes.

Sorted

The best part – by far – of drawing comics is making Santa do war crimes.

You really need to rebrand that, Chuck.

Stranger Danger

You really need to rebrand that, Chuck. (I’m seriously excited for the new X-Men ’97 next year)

This is like golf, right? Lower the number the better?

Worth

This is like golf, right? Lower the number the better?

World's richest(?) man engaging in broke bitch behavior

Albatross

If you aren’t aware of everything that’s happening on Twitter, first of all: congratulations.  Basically the world’s (formerly?) richest man doing a Twitter Bankruptcy speedrun (any%) and it’s a giant tire fire.  Firing most of the staff, having to hire some of them back, losing advertisers left and right, rumors about Twitter’s solvency, making incredibly […]

You'll have a hard time convincing me that's not the origin behind The Devil Went Down To Georgia.

Devil

You’ll have a hard time convincing me that’s not the origin behind The Devil Went Down To Georgia.

I'm honestly surprised the flavor hose isn't a thing already.

Treat Yo Self

I’m honestly surprised the flavor hose isn’t a thing already. (Comictober 2022 Day 13’s prompt: Treat Yo Self)

Which one of the plagues is this again?

Sweater Weather

Which one of the plagues is this again? This is for Comictober Day 10’s prompt: Sweater Weather

Ouch.

Pain

Ouch. This is my comic for Day 1 of Comictober (check out #comictober2022 on Instagram for more!), where the prompt was “eyeballs”.  Of course it was going to be Galbor. Bonus Panel:

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it!

Units

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I like it!

I am unreasonably proud of the title of this comic.

Carpe Demon

I am unreasonably proud of the title of this comic.

Ronald's just running up the scoreboard at this point.

Deadly

Ronald’s just running up the scoreboard at this point.

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I'd probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

Corinthian

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I’d probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

I tried calling customer support, but it was just this weird ominous chanting on the other end.

Bop It

I tried calling customer support, but it was just this weird ominous chanting on the other end.

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Forgetful

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Look, don't worry about where that third hand came from.  It's fine.

Choices

Look, don’t worry about where that third hand came from.  It’s fine.