Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

Ouch.

Pain

Ouch. This is my comic for Day 1 of Comictober (check out #comictober2022 on Instagram for more!), where the prompt was “eyeballs”.  Of course it was going to be Galbor. Bonus Panel:

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it!

Units

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I like it!

I am unreasonably proud of the title of this comic.

Carpe Demon

I am unreasonably proud of the title of this comic.

Ronald's just running up the scoreboard at this point.

Deadly

Ronald’s just running up the scoreboard at this point.

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I'd probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

Corinthian

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I’d probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

I tried calling customer support, but it was just this weird ominous chanting on the other end.

Bop It

I tried calling customer support, but it was just this weird ominous chanting on the other end.

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Forgetful

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Look, don't worry about where that third hand came from.  It's fine.

Choices

Look, don’t worry about where that third hand came from.  It’s fine.

CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP

Clippy

CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

Unicorn

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

You're all doing it wrong.

Order

You’re all doing it wrong.

So good.

Shred Of Cope

Lately I feel like I’m leading this weird double life where on the one hand, I’m paying attention to current events and reacting to them like a normal human, but I’m also trying cling on to unimportant things for joy/mental health purposes? I dunno, I just needed to get this out of my system. Everything […]

This is probably the most honest portrayal of what it's like to be me I will ever draw.

Gundam

This is probably the most honest portrayal of what it’s like to be me I will ever draw.

He's still a little salty about being in there

Cracked

He’s still a little salty about being in there

Don't just smell clean.  Smell MANLY clean.

MAN SOAP

Don’t just smell clean.  Smell MANLY clean.