Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

Oh look, a standing ovation and we haven't even started yet

Conquering Fear

For speeches lasting longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention

Kindness in the first degree

Neighborly Advice

It’s kind of like Citizen Kane.  “Kindness” was the name of his slay.

I don't know how my cover has never been blown, either

Blending In

Don’t be fooled, I’m really just three kids stacked in a trench coat.

Honestly, I don't even understand the controls to this body most of the time

Reality Check

Actually, could you please tone down the difficulty of this one, reality wizard?

I'll just ahead go and egg our house pre-emptively, then

Sugar Rush

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID PUMPKINS! HALLOWEEN!

I'm actually surprised it took this long to make a penis joke

Size Matters

This is the only explanation I accept as to why they think small candy bars are “fun sized”.

Mayyybe you should get a map

Final Destination

If a tree falls on a car in the woods and no-one is around to hear it, did the GPS break one of Asimov’s laws of robotics?

TASTE THE FLAVOR

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