Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

Success

Alarmingly Bad is now a comic about failed New Year’s resolutions, apparently.

Resolute

Alarmingly Bad comics in 2017.  What a time to be alive.

Baggage Claim

Sky Boat Airlines: Drop Anchor In The Sky!™

Holidays of Future Past

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

Boldly Go

If you’re reading this, congratulations! 2016 hasn’t killed you off yet.

Conquering Fear

For speeches lasting longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention

Neighborly Advice

It’s kind of like Citizen Kane.  “Kindness” was the name of his slay.

Blending In

Don’t be fooled, I’m really just three kids stacked in a trench coat.

Reality Check

Actually, could you please tone down the difficulty of this one, reality wizard?

Times, They Are A-Changin’

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN’

Sugar Rush

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID PUMPKINS! HALLOWEEN!

Size Matters

This is the only explanation I accept as to why they think small candy bars are “fun sized”.

A Challenger Appears

THAT’S HOW YOU DEBATE

Bat-Signal Issues

I worry for Gotham…

Immediate-ish Medical Attention

If only there was a telephone number that was like Uber, but for ambulances…

For Science

In space, no one can hear your Pokemon scream

Final Destination

If a tree falls on a car in the woods and no-one is around to hear it, did the GPS break one of Asimov’s laws of robotics?

Extreme High Limit Gambling

At least he didn’t lose and arm and a leg.

Tis The Season

I sometimes wonder if my metaphors are too subtle

Going The Distance

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