False Advertising
Much like this website, I need cookies to run properly.
Stylish And Functional
I mean, who doesn’t like to unwind after a busy day by inflicting some light violence on your own army?
Technical Difficulties
I thought those “High Voltage” signs were the toilet’s difficulty setting…
High Impact Communications
I can usually respond to about 50 emails a day before my arm gets tired.
Success
Alarmingly Bad is now a comic about failed New Year’s resolutions, apparently.
Resolute
Alarmingly Bad comics in 2017. What a time to be alive.
Baggage Claim
Sky Boat Airlines: Drop Anchor In The Sky!™
Holidays of Future Past
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
Boldly Go
If you’re reading this, congratulations! 2016 hasn’t killed you off yet.
Conquering Fear
For speeches lasting longer than four hours, seek immediate medical attention
Neighborly Advice
It’s kind of like Citizen Kane. “Kindness” was the name of his slay.
Blending In
Don’t be fooled, I’m really just three kids stacked in a trench coat.
Reality Check
Actually, could you please tone down the difficulty of this one, reality wizard?
Times, They Are A-Changin’
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN’
Sugar Rush
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID PUMPKINS! HALLOWEEN!
Size Matters
This is the only explanation I accept as to why they think small candy bars are “fun sized”.
A Challenger Appears
THAT’S HOW YOU DEBATE
Bat-Signal Issues
I worry for Gotham…
Immediate-ish Medical Attention
If only there was a telephone number that was like Uber, but for ambulances…
For Science
In space, no one can hear your Pokemon scream