Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

Next you're gonna tell me I have to have actual conversations with old family members

Knock Knock Knockin’

You would think the reception would be good up here.

We're gonna need something bigger to swat this one

Hanging Around

I mean, legally, he’s allowed to do whatever a spider can.

When you get even older it becomes cool to cry all the time again.

Maturity (The Guide)

IKEA instructions for life (I’ve never been able to follow IKEA instructions)

Don't make me use the clean one.

Kill Switch

Somebody Kickstart this, please.

GIVE ME THE GODDAMNED TOY

Priorities

It *says* ages 5+. I’m clearly over the limit.

That's just, like, your medical opinion, man

Bones

He’s like if WebMD was a person.

I think the reason he charges so much is because he secretly hates me

Fight Me

This is not constructive. Are you sure you’re even a real doctor?

Vomit Zone: Act 1

Spin Cycle

Gotta go fAUGHURHGHRHUAH Hey! I’ll be at PAX East this weekend in Boston on Friday and Saturday! If you see me, say hi! Also, if you see me, I’ll be freaked out because there’s a good chance you shouldn’t know what I look like!

...so anyway, that's how I ended up at Taco Bell.

Best Intentions

Whatever. I tried.

WEY-HEY, LET'S DOODLE MORE DICKS

The Best Answer

Honestly, why are there even other verses to this song?

Cut it out with the hair puns, Jon

Mull It Over

It’s just a little off over the top.

There are two types of people in this world: those who think Thin Mints are the best Girl Scout cookie, and those who are wrong

False Advertising

Much like this website, I need cookies to run properly.

It's even funnier to imagine Vader's the only one in the Empire who bowls on these lanes

Stylish And Functional

I mean, who doesn’t like to unwind after a busy day by inflicting some light violence on your own army?

I got us into this problem, I'll get us out of it *unzips pants again*

Technical Difficulties

I thought those “High Voltage” signs were the toilet’s difficulty setting…

-Sent via this brick

High Impact Communications

I can usually respond to about 50 emails a day before my arm gets tired.

I like to warm up with a set of 20 crunch(y tacos)

Success

Alarmingly Bad is now a comic about failed New Year’s resolutions, apparently.

Do face plants need to be watered?

Resolute

Alarmingly Bad comics in 2017. What a time to be alive.

Do you check your baggage, carry it on, or...?

Baggage Claim

Sky Boat Airlines: Drop Anchor In The Sky!™

Believe it or not, this is a happy ending.

Holidays of Future Past

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

He's got the right idea.

Boldly Go

If you’re reading this, congratulations! 2016 hasn’t killed you off yet.