This Guy
Hi-five five five five five five!
Naming Conventions
Oh hey, I’m gonna be a dad soon.
Time Management
Every fucking time
Specificity
Surgeon Specific’s a hoot at parties, tho.
Memories
And that’s why you don’t buy talking mattresses.
Finish Him
What’s the body count of this comic up to, anyway?
It’s Here
Man, this comic has a ton of callbacks.
Eye On The Ball
“Of course I would root for you, kiddo, but unlike you I actually have a chance of winning today”
Just A Minute
“Ok, but what are you doing in there?” “Not worrying about my phone battery, that’s for sure.”
Nothing Like It
2017’s AAA Game Of The Year
This Is Your Captain
The FAA has strict regulations around the number of style points a commercial flight can earn.
Goodnight Brain
This is why I kill you with alcohol, Brain.
No Better With A Blaster
His aim is that bad.
Objectification
I’m totally going to hell for this one.
Pizza Time
The lesson here is every restaurant should be serving pizza.
Fear And Surprise
I will go to any length for a dumb joke.
Protest
I CAN’T HEAR YOU
Problem Solving
Whatever. It’s still technically transportation.
Bread On Arrival
The Good, The Bad and The Gluten
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Craigslist, but for bad ideas