Novel Idea
No, YOU’VE got some explaining to do
Dating
eHarmony, but for space wizards with laser swords
Coffee
Based on a true story
Crunched
This is what it’s like being an analyst sometimes
Searching
Oh no.
Dangerous
Look, he’s just passionate about arming kids with swords
Memory
Some men just want to watch the world slowly lose their minds
Organization Skills
*throws computer into a lake*
Grinding
I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU ALGORITHM, I SWEAR PLEASE DON’T BANISH ME
Parting Shot
You know the rules. And so do I.
Calling Out
Come on, just be normal
Gone
Can they even die again?
Spider Plan
FUN FACT: I’m only able to process my fears and vulnerabilities through jokes
What’s Up Danger?
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
Dungeons & Dentists
Wait until they all start flossing
2020 Alarming Valentines
Because of course I did
Prescription Strength
That’s his prescription for everything though.
Good Question
Look, I’m just doing the “make my children cry” challenge
Gators
All of life’s lessons can be taught with gator wrasslin’
Tired
I dunno maybe I just need to drink more water?