Untapped Market

Welp, you’re hired

Low Key

Disney has stopped taking my calls

My son is also named Galbort

Dear Toilet, I’m sorry for all the Taco Bell

It’s not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion

Everyone has been a contestant on this game show at some point

“…Maypril?”

I SAID NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

…and I’ve never looked better

Baby’s not a fan, apparently