I'm honestly surprised the flavor hose isn't a thing already.

Treat Yo Self

I’m honestly surprised the flavor hose isn’t a thing already.

(Comictober 2022 Day 13’s prompt: Treat Yo Self)

Which one of the plagues is this again?

Sweater Weather

Which one of the plagues is this again?

This is for Comictober Day 10’s prompt: Sweater Weather

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it!

Units

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I like it!

I am unreasonably proud of the title of this comic.

Carpe Demon

I am unreasonably proud of the title of this comic.

Ronald's just running up the scoreboard at this point.

Deadly

Ronald’s just running up the scoreboard at this point.

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I'd probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

Corinthian

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I’d probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Forgetful

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Look, don't worry about where that third hand came from.  It's fine.

Choices

Look, don’t worry about where that third hand came from.  It’s fine.

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

Unicorn

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.