Audition

My son is also named Galbort

Uprising

Dear Toilet, I’m sorry for all the Taco Bell

When in doubt, make it weird for the reader

It’s not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion

Poor guy

Everyone has been a contestant on this game show at some point

“…Maypril?”

Haha, classic Galbor

I SAID NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

Baby’s not a fan, apparently