Cruelty Fund

The most aggressively funded charity out there today

Juiced

Nobody goes through things quite like the Kool-Aid Man

“It’s a mess in there”

…HUMANS. You need to date humans.

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor’s office has

He won’t lie to himself, but neither will he be honest

Classic whoopsie.

Justice for Mr. Stabbington

Just the good ol’ fashioned combination of country bangers and dark, forbidden magic.