Danger Zone

Look at the road, dude.

Gotta Go Fast

Gotta go fast!

Rude.

I never understood how these folks weren’t screened out in, like, the hiring process.

The most aggressively funded charity out there today

Nobody goes through things quite like the Kool-Aid Man

“It’s a mess in there”

…HUMANS. You need to date humans.

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor’s office has