Infomercial

👁️: IT LOOKS LIKE A POTATO, BUT MUCH LESS EDIBLE

Prometheus

The ads are basically monetized intrusive thoughts

You won’t find a better trade in value for your organs anywhere else

Come on, it’s like the first 2 rules

Both autocorrect and common sense were asleep at the wheel

Galbor is my emotional support eyeball

E for effort, Smith.

She gets a surprising amount of mileage out of that sign

He was just clowning around

I’m going to be *so* cringe, Kiddo