God bless us, one and all.

Realism

God bless us, one and all.

I never understood how these folks weren't screened out in, like, the hiring process.

Cost Cutting

I never understood how these folks weren’t screened out in, like, the hiring process.

The most aggressively funded charity out there today

Cruelty Fund

The most aggressively funded charity out there today

Nobody goes through things quite like the Kool-Aid Man

Juiced

Nobody goes through things quite like the Kool-Aid Man

"It's a mess in there"

Changed

“It’s a mess in there”

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

Picked

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.