Units

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I like it!

Carpe Demon

I am unreasonably proud of the title of this comic.

Ronald’s just running up the scoreboard at this point.

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I’d probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

I tried calling customer support, but it was just this weird ominous chanting on the other end.

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Look, don’t worry about where that third hand came from. It’s fine.

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

He moisturizes

You’re all doing it wrong.