Bop It

I tried calling customer support, but it was just this weird ominous chanting on the other end.

Forgetful

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Look, don’t worry about where that third hand came from. It’s fine.

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

He moisturizes

You’re all doing it wrong.

This is probably the most honest portrayal of what it’s like to be me I will ever draw.

He’s still a little salty about being in there

…and if the McDonald’s lawyers ask, that’s the story you give them

My showerhead is up to a pack a day at this point.