Drugs

It’d been fine if it was he wasn’t using it

*the sound of distant honking intensifies*

Blood

This is fine.

It’s a little nuts

There won’t be a second date.

Just like momma used to make

It ran over my inner child

“Welp, kids, looks like it’s another Bio-Dome and Encino Man double-feature.”

Every office has that one person who’s Vibes Are Weird.

The teeth must flow