Hole

From the people that put the bees in Applebees

Infomercial

👁️: IT LOOKS LIKE A POTATO, BUT MUCH LESS EDIBLE

The ads are basically monetized intrusive thoughts

You won’t find a better trade in value for your organs anywhere else

Come on, it’s like the first 2 rules

Whatever it was he did, it couldn’t have been good.

Don’t worry, he’s living that “OH YEAH” life nowadays

Both autocorrect and common sense were asleep at the wheel

Galbor is my emotional support eyeball

E for effort, Smith.