Philanthropy

Answer the question.

Winning

I swear sometimes these 2 idiots share a single brain cell

That’s not ominous or anything.

Shrieking is a coping mechanism for him

Employee happiness, employee shmappiness

I don’t have a problem you have a problem

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

♪♫ Come with me, and you’ll be, in a woooooorld of OSHA violations ♫♪

Ok but why is he carrying that trophy around

Who let the dogs out?