Changed

“It’s a mess in there”

Daddy Long Legs

…HUMANS. You need to date humans.

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor’s office has

God help us if they turn into murderhobos

Classic whoopsie.

This is fine.

Justice for Mr. Stabbington

Just the good ol’ fashioned combination of country bangers and dark, forbidden magic.

They’re paleo, at least