Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

Picked

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor's office has

Unspeakable

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor’s office has

Come on, Human McHumanFace, just google it like the rest of us.

Java

Come on, Human McHumanFace, just google it like the rest of us.

He won't lie to himself, but neither will he be honest

Introspection

He won’t lie to himself, but neither will he be honest

Nah, just kidding. The world'll be on fire by then.

Barbie

Nah, just kidding.  The world’ll be on fire by then.

I kinda want answers to those questions, not gonna lie.

Conversation

I kinda want answers to those questions, not gonna lie.

Justice for Mr. Stabbington

League

Justice for Mr. Stabbington

He must be fun at parties.

Greasy

He must be fun at parties.

Just the good ol' fashioned combination of country bangers and dark, forbidden magic.

Country Road

Just the good ol’ fashioned combination of country bangers and dark, forbidden magic.

Not sure why he keeps asking tbh

Flossing

Not sure why he keeps asking tbh Inspired by a recent trip to the dentist. Sometimes you just need an excuse to draw a stupid meme.

Sleep is for quitters, doc

Sleepy

Sleep is for quitters, doc

Kiddo draws a present for Mommy.

Mother’s Day 2023

Kiddo draws a present for Mommy.  My wife is an amazing woman, partner, and friend, and an even better mother.  She’s helped raise this incredible little person and I see a tiny version of her in Kiddo.  The world is better for this. Happy Mother’s Day

Somebody has to do something about the spree of trolley track tyings.

Trolleys

Somebody has to do something about the spree of trolley track tyings.