Lunch
Rude.
Cost Cutting
I never understood how these folks weren’t screened out in, like, the hiring process.
Rise & Shine
I’m not sure which is better tbh
Cruelty Fund
The most aggressively funded charity out there today
Compatibility
I would know, I have to live with me.
Juiced
Nobody goes through things quite like the Kool-Aid Man
Observation
Oh Galbor, “sending an armed squad” is your answer for everything. Also the prompt for Comictober 2023: Scaredy-Cat
Mastered
I really am my own worst enemy.
Shark Fight
You take the wins where you find them
Changed
“It’s a mess in there”
Daddy Long Legs
…HUMANS. You need to date humans.
Picked
I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.
Unspeakable
You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor’s office has
Mortals & Mundanities 2: The Hunt
God help us if they turn into murderhobos
Java
Come on, Human McHumanFace, just google it like the rest of us.
Introspection
He won’t lie to himself, but neither will he be honest
Barbie
Nah, just kidding. The world’ll be on fire by then.
Stitches
Classic whoopsie.
Party Pooper
He’s like a t-shirt cannon of justice.
Conversation
I kinda want answers to those questions, not gonna lie.