Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

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Rude Awakening

Hitting The Gym

WORTH IT

Iron Deficiency

On the plus side, you'll probably move faster now, though.

Home Remedies

Maybe some people are *that* into cheese, who knows

Augmented Reality Glasses

April Fools!

April Fool’s Day 2016

Context: /r/comics basically lost its shit and all started doing derivations of the same comic over and over (see: http://imgur.com/gallery/AZ5Z2) I basically wanted to join in. Plus, you know, raising ALS awareness.

And he was never heard from again.

Procrastination®

The world needs more Animaniacs

Optional Boss Fights

Pixar's stopped taking my calls for some reason

Good Clean Fun

I award you no money, and may God have mercy on your soul

Shark (Tank) Repellent

I *still* don't want to see pictures of your lunch

Messages from beyond

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUILD A TABLE, NOT MURDER SOMEONE IN OUR LIVING ROOM

Instructions Unclear

This is probably the best possible dystopian future

Love Conquers All

Seriously, how does Interview Man even have a job?

Interview 2: This Time It’s Personnel

Pokémemes

Asimov's 4th law of robotics: No peeking

Last Man Standing

Brand Management 101

Oh hey! A callback to a previous comic!

He's related to the Sorting Hat

Swear Jar

He should have gone left.

Insane Detour

"That would explain the weird looks I've gotten for the inflatable lawn ornaments in March. And when I went April Fool's caroling."

Christmas Surprise

Happy Holidays!