Parting Shot

You know the rules. And so do I.

Calling Out

Come on, just be normal

FUN FACT: I’m only able to process my fears and vulnerabilities through jokes

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

Wait until they all start flossing

Because of course I did

That’s his prescription for everything though.

Look, I’m just doing the “make my children cry” challenge

All of life’s lessons can be taught with gator wrasslin’

I dunno maybe I just need to drink more water?